The Unveiling (bros pgs 1-4)

It's difficult to be depressing all the time, even for me. So I've added a little something extra to the db site to keep you entertained. It's called bros, a humorous, four panel webcomic about two guys locked in a perpetual state of celebration. Give it a look, and we'll be seeing you around.

More db and bros to come.

Hiating Every Minute (pgs 89-92)

I'm back. Move went nicely. How have you been?

Oh, if you want to read some stuff I wrote about the process of creating db, you can check it out here.

Movin' On Up

db will be on hiatus until sometime in August. I am in the midst of a move. It's a big transition in a lot of ways, and I'll have to put my little story on hold for a bit. I hope to see you back in August. Have a good July.

In Between-Type Stuff (pgs 86-88)

Updates are becoming infrequent. We're preparing to move, the story is getting to the point that I'm starting to get anal about it, and another reason too. In addition. Make something up for me.

This update isn't long on pizazz, but it's one of those important moments that just has to be in there. It sets up the big car chase to follow! Ha, ha! I can't even count the number of pencils I ate through drawing all those bloody explosions and clouds of black smoke!

*ahem*

Seriously, though. We're kinda in the in-between stuff. Things'll go bat-shite soon. Me promises.

I'll try to keep slinging pages at you when I can make time. Until we get settled in our new place, things won't be real stable, but I'll do my best. I'm going to a wedding in Cali (I'm too cool to say the whole thing) next weekend, so that should be sweet. I'm singing Ben Folds' "The Luckiest." I haven't practiced yet. We'll see what happens.

Oh, and sometime in the near future, some wonderous how, I'm going to get some new shirt designs up. So we'll all look forward to that.

Father Issues (pgs 83-85)

Hiya. Updating a normal amount at a normal time. Alert the media.

Seriously, alert the media.

Dos Ex Machina (pgs 81-82)

This chart shows that the previous update was at an all-time high of seven pages. And now look...TWO!

I'll try to get more up next monday. We have confirmed a move-out date of July 21st. We'll be moving southward so I can sell out and get a teaching degree. Expect some longer than usual delays around then. I'll try to make them minimal.

Take 'er easy.

The Proverbial Poo and Fan (pgs 74-80)

Seven pages. That's my gift to you this week. Once again updating early, late.

The story is getting to the point where I'm going to have to consider updating in larger clumps every other week rather than my supposed once per week. More opportunities at this point in Part 2 to leave you hanging. And not in the normal, db way... The dick way.

Also, the people who have bought db stuff have loved it. I guess they're turning out really well. (I haven't...had the money to get anything for myself yet.)

Well. Enjoy. This will likely be the last time we talk like this...as friends. You'll see.

Lead Us Into Temptation (pgs 70-73)

Whoo-hoo! The db store is now open! There are five designs currently available on a shite-ton of stuff, so go grab something. (There's a thong.) More designs to come. Sometime. If I start selling stuff, I'll likely get excited and design some more. The thought of people wearing db gear kinda makes me aroused. (This has nothing to do with the aforementioned thong.)

Anyway. Now that my 10-13 year old readers are giggling--

Enjoy the update. Maybe one of these days, you'll get 'em weekly! Ha!

Oh. Note on the update: I'm not as mad at God as it appears.

A Bagful of Kittens and Too Much XKCD (pgs 66-69)

This is odd. I'm updating early? A week late? That's just me, though. I'm complicated like that. Ya'll can't even approach the complications. Unless you walk right up to them. "'Sup, complications." "'Sup, G." "You free tonight?" "Nah. I be chillin' wit Steve." "I heard that."

It's late.

So I like this update, but I dreaded doing it. I had a mental block. ("'Sup, block.") I've been reading xkcd instead of working on this, and I'm feeling very humbled as a result. I even did a litte tribute comic to xkcd. You can view it here.

A lot going on. I'm working on an "about" page with reviews of drawn bad by people I respect, some information about me, and (the meat and 'tatoes) a bunch of little hints and secrets to help the average reader traverse the rugged terrain that is db.

I'm also considering adding a shoutbox or a forum. And there's the store. *sigh* I've got a few designs up if you care to see them, but I'm not ready for an official launch yet. Mostly, I'm just too lazy to write the code for every single page to have the store link, the about link, the etc etc.

The ol' db site needs some fixin' but I'm married with a baby and possibly a shite job at the olive garden. I'm swamped like a bagful of kittens.

Girillion?

Hi. Heh heh. So the store isn't ready, and neither is my update. Still adjusting to the whole baby deal. I'm thinking about trying to do like a page a day, or at least, trying to work on it everyday in the short spurts I am allowed.

Anyway. Hang in there. <\excuses>